Roxie Chicago (Musical)

November 5, 2008

Roxie Chicago (Musical)
[ROXIE]
The name on everybody’s lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady rakin’ in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I’m gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody eveyone knows
They’re gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose

From just some dumb mechanic’s wife
I’m gonna be Roxie
Who says that murders not an art?

And who in case she doesn’t hang
can say she started with a bang?
Foxy Roxie Hart!

[ROXIE (spoken)]
You wanna know something? I always wanted to be in
Vaudeville. And now that I’m a celebrity, I’m
gonna have me a swell act, too. Yeah, I’ll get a boy
to work with- someone who can lift me up, show me off-
Oh hell, I’ll get two boys. It’ll frame me better.
Think “BIG”, Roxie, think “BIG.”
I’m gonna get a whole bunch of boys.

The name on everybody’s lips
Is gonna be

[BOYS]
Roxie

[ROXIE]
The lady rakin’ in the chips is gonna be

[BOYS]
Roxie. She’s gonna be a celebrity

[ROXIE]
That means somebody everyone knows

[BOYS]
They’re gonna recognize her eyes
Her hair. Her teeth…

[ROXIE]
…My boobs, my nose
From just some dumb mechanic’s wife
I’m gonna be
Sing it!

[BOYS]
Roxie

[ROXIE]
Who says that murder’s not an art?

[BOYS]
And who in case she doesn’t hang

[ROXIE]
Can say she started
With a bang?

[ROXIE AND BOYS]
Foxy Roxie Hart

[BOYS]
They’re gonna wait outside in line
To get to see Roxie

[ROXIE]
Think of those autographs I’ll sign
“Good luck to you, Roxie”

And I’ll appear in Lavaliere
That goes all the way down to my waist

[BOYS]
Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a ling

[ROXIE]
But always in the best of taste
Oooh I’m a star.

[BOYS]
And the audience loves her.

[ROXIE (spoken)]
And I love the audience. And the audience loves me
for loving them. And I love them for lving me. And
we jus tlove each other. That’s because none of us
got any love in our childhood.

[BOYS (spoken)]
That’s right.

[ROXIE (spoken)]
And that’s show biz, Kid.

[BOYS]
Oh yeah.

She’s giving up here humdrum life

[ROXIE]
I’m gonna be

[BOYS]
Roxie.
She made a scandal and a start.

[ROXIE]
And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know
To see her name get billed below

[ALL]
Foxy Roxie Hart!

[BOYS]
Chuh, chuh, chuh, etc…

[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Those are my boys.


I know a girl Chicago (Musical)

November 5, 2008

I know a girl Chicago (Musical)
Hello suckers, welcome back. Roxie’s in there being looked over by the State Medical Examiner. She says she’s gonna have a baby. Now why didn’t I think of that?

Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she’d come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows.

Well, Doctor, is she or isn’t she?
She is!

I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, I couldn’t say

So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court? – Oh, yeah. – Good…you wanna button your fly?

Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop

I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that’s true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat.

Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?

Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?


My own best friend Chicago (Musical)

November 5, 2008

My own best friend Chicago (Musical)
And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly sing a song of unrelenting determination and unmitigated ego.

One thing I know – One thing I know
And I’ve always known – And I’ve always known
I am my own – I am my own
Best friend

Baby’s alive – Baby’s alive
But baby’s alone – But baby’s alone
And baby’s her own – And baby’s her own
Best friend

Many’s the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin’ my back
‘Cause I was scratchin’ theirs

And trusting to luck – And trusting to luck
That’s only for fools – Only for fools
I play in a game – I play in a game
Where I make the rules
And rule number one
From here to the end
Is ‘I am my own best friend’

Three musketees
Who never say die
Are standing here this minute

Me – Me
Myself – Myself
And I! -And I!

If life is a school
I’ll pass every test
If life is a game
I’ll play it the best
‘Cause I won’t give in
and I’ll never bend
and I am my own best friend!


Crackin’ up Caesars Palace

November 5, 2008

Crackin’ up Caesars Palace
Oh girl, You pick me up
when I´m down
You take me to the top
When you´re around

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

So simple in my world
Like it should
When I´m with you, sweet girl
I feel good

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

Oh girl, You pick me up
when I´m down
You take me to the top
When you´re around

And I don´t think about the hard times
but of you…

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you

And I ain´t crackin up
When I´m with you
And I ain´t fallin up
When I´m with you


piosenki I gun for you Caesars Palace

November 5, 2008

piosenki I gun for you Caesars Palace
You know you space me out
And you mess me up
And I checked you out
So won’t you step right up
You know you space out
And you mess me up
And you round me down
So wont you step right up
Wont you cool me out ,
cus I gun for you

chorus

Don’t you know I gun for you
Tell you that I gun for you
Don’t you know I gun for you
Tell you that I gun for you

you know you come around
and you walk right in
you know you burn me up
and then you cool me out
well you walk right in and you shoot me down
and you burn me up
so won’t you step right in, won’t you cool me out
cus i gun for you

chorus

you know you wind me up
and you reel me in
oh girl you spin me round
and then you set me off
you know you wind me up and you reel me in
oh girl you spin me round
so won’t you step right up and won’t you cool me off
cus i gun for you

chorus


Fun & games Caesars Palace

November 5, 2008

Fun & games Caesars Palace
Hey girl you feeling real uptight
no fun & games for you this friday night
your daddy says: “you might as well go to school”
he pays the bills so don’t you be no fool

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

now listen to me
and hear what I’ve got to say
love will come your way
one of theese days
and in just a matter of time
every little thing is gonna be just fine

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

(orgel solo)

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome

cause your a young girl
and your really not on your own
your a young girl
and you shouldn’t be alowed to rome


Freak flag (All of it) Caesars Palace

November 5, 2008

Freak flag (All of it) Caesars Palace
I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
I’ve been a fool a lifetime
But today I’ll be the king
I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
Waving high up in the air
For everyone to see

I’m the best thing that you ever had
How could you let me go?
How could you let me walk away?
When the only one i ever
really care about is you
I don’t care what the people say

I’m gonna let my freak flag fly
I’ve been a fool a lifetime
But today I’ll be the king
I’m gonna let my fread flag fly
Waving high up in the air
For everyone to see

Noone takes me seriously
Because I’m such a fool
And everybody knows it’s true
But everything I’ve ever done
I’ve done because of you
Yeah this is what I have to do

I let my freak flag fly

Where did it all go wrong?
And why d’you keep pretending when you knew it all along?

Now the people that I used to know
All laugh behind my back
They think that it’s some kind of joke
And everybody stares at me
Like it’s some crazy act
But today I’m gonna let them know

I let my freak flag fly
I let my freak flag fly
I let my freak flag fly