I know a girl Chicago (Musical)

I know a girl Chicago (Musical)
Hello suckers, welcome back. Roxie’s in there being looked over by the State Medical Examiner. She says she’s gonna have a baby. Now why didn’t I think of that?

Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she’d come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows.

Well, Doctor, is she or isn’t she?
She is!

I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, I couldn’t say

So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court? – Oh, yeah. – Good…you wanna button your fly?

Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop

I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that’s true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat.

Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?

Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

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